Number Two

First off, this post title does not refer to poop, though admittedly that is what I have been feeling like lately. The school year is winding down (six full days and two half-days to go!), and I am TIRED. I remember being tired when I was pregnant with Maggie, particularly at the beginning, but this type of exhaustion is new to me. During my planning periods I have to fight the urge to put my head on my desk and use the stack of papers waiting to be graded as a pillow. When I get home after picking up Maggie, I manage to get her something to eat and then sit at the kitchen table with her for as long as humanly possible while Matt gets home and cleans up after me. I feel like a perfect example of the law, “An object at rest stays at rest.” Motion of any kind is rough these days.

Meanwhile, I have been racking my brain for subjects to blog about, but my brain is pretty much on the same page as my body. It doesn’t follow basic commands. Coherent thoughts get sucked into the vortex of fatigue. The fact that I’m currently stringing words into sentences is a miracle. However, I don’t want to lose the momentum I gained when I first started writing, so what follows is the best I can come up with:

Number Two. The second pregnancy. The second child. It’s a topic I’ve been meaning to write about for quite some time, but devoting a blog post to it is admitting that it’s actually happening. Just saying it kind of gives me a panic attack. As of today, I am five weeks and one day from my due date. Clearly, it IS happening. Change is imminent. And I am freaking out.

I don’t mean to alarm anyone with my mental state. My children, my husband, and I will get through this transition unscathed. There’s no need to alert the authorities that a crazy lady is about to give birth. I absolutely want this child, and chances are good that I’ll go through this all yet another time after this. If  it were possible to pour out all of my anxieties about number two and sift through them, there’s definitely excitement mixed in there as well. I am dying to meet this little person and see who he or she is going to be.

That said, this second time around I know what lies ahead of me in the coming weeks and months, and only a truly crazy person would look forward to it. Labor? Seriously, does anyone WANT to do that again? My first time around I was dead-set against getting an epidural. I recall my words sounding something like this: “This is what my body was made for. I can do this on my own.” We bought scented oils and a back massager and made a labor playlist for my iPod. After about 24 hours of hard labor at home, though, my beautiful feminist sentiments had crumbled and an epidural became my new best friend. I still smile wistfully when I think about that needle entering my back, and I look forward to greeting my old friend again this time around.

Then there’s the whole newborn stage. When I was pregnant with Maggie, I attended a school holiday party where I oohed and ahhed over a colleague’s five-week-old son. “Yeah…” she said, in response to my gushing. “It’s not my favorite stage.” At the time, I thought it was a slightly awful thing to say, but now, comparing my articulate, relatively independent, mobile two-year-old to the emotionally unreachable yet completely dependent blob she was as a newborn, how can I blame her? Up until Maggie was at least six months old, I was covered in pee, poop, or spit-up often enough that I stopped bothering with a change of clothes in between and just waited until bedtime. Am I particularly excited about returning to that state of being?

Yes, there are certain things that I can count on experiencing as the mother of a newborn, but some of my panic also comes from the unknowns of adding another human being to my family. As awesome as Maggie is, she can be a handful- really, two hands full. How am I going to handle a tantrum with a baby hanging from me? How am I going to get both kids to go to sleep and still leave time for me and Matt?

The answer, obviously, is that I’ll figure it out. People generally do. But one piece of advice for you, reader: When it’s three in the morning and I’m calling or texting or posting in complete desperation and sleep deprivation, it’s probably best not to tell me that. Crazy people don’t usually respond well to sound logic.

2 thoughts on “Number Two

  1. Beth Dunn says:

    I promise if you call me at 3 in the morning, I promise to just listen. (You will figure it out, you'll get through the tough times, you're going to be great… but I won't say any of that, I'll just listen.) xoxo


  2. Lindsey says:

    And I promise the same thing…call me when you need someone to talk with. Having a second was harder for me than having one but that was because I wanted so much to be the same mommy to Jack that I was to Sydney. I wanted him to have all my time and to read to him and rock him. It's just not possible…and it's okay. Children don't know what we wish we could do for them. They just know simple and basic nessecities. And I'm willing to bet your children will always be safe, fed, loved and cared for. Get yourself a really good baby carrier and the new baby will be happy as can be. When you nurse (if you are planning) then it is makes for a great time for Maggie and you to sit quietly and read and snuggle. And, again, I expect you to call me whenever you need to. Oh…and make sure you have some of Maggie's favorite cartoons on demand or DVD. It will be a life saver…whether you sleep for 30 mins while the baby is or just thrown together a meal. Love you.


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